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A Recipe for Voter Disenfranchisement

I figured out how to whip up a batch of voter disenfranchisement. And I’m not even a good baker or cook.

  1. Take one community organizers group. It could be any one. Let’s just call this one ACORN.
  2. Hire folks who are down and out to work your “get out the vote” campaign. You know, campaigns like the one Barack Obama once ran for an organizers’ group called, um, ACORN.
  3. Command your workers to canvass the local neighborhoods – the poor ones, you know, where only down and out non-whites live – and harass people into filling in voter registration forms. Have them each do it 2, 3, 5, 10 times, just to make sure they did it right. Be sure not to have them use the names of Dallas Cowboys players, though.
  4. Work with a state’s Secretary of State to turn voting laws upside down, primarily by not allowing elections boards to confirm whether the registrations are valid AND by permitting registration and ballot casting to occur on the same day.
  5. Have a handful of your workers show up at polling places to, er, “oversee” voting activity.
  6. Have another handful of your workers round up adult citizens who couldn’t tie their own shoes, let alone know how to read a ballot, drop them off at the voting precinct, and prepare them to vote.
  7. When these fine, upstanding citizens can’t remember their name, address, SSN – or can’t remember the ones their community organizer get-out-the-vote friend told them to use, and are turned away from voting, yell at the top of your voice:

A VOTER IS DISENFRANCHISED!

Not that the voter was legitimate to begin with.

So you take an ineligible voter (or five, or ten or ten-thousand) to a Democrat-led precinct, let them try to vote, and let the chips fall where they may. If only 1,000 of 10,000 are able to vote, you can say that 9,000 citizens were denied their right to vote.

It’s kind of like thinking you deserved a 10% raise, but only got 6%, so you declare that your company lowered your salary by 4%.

We’re disenfranchising non-voters. And elected officials in high places are complicit in this racket.

I’ll I have to say is this: I’m so glad the mainstream media is reporting this. Not. At least Michelle Malkin is on top of things.

October 10, 2008 - Posted by Rick | Politics, Sports | , , , | No Comments Yet

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